Sunday, November 12, 2006

Quick Questions

Why are Liverpool so erratic? How can the same team of superb and pretty good players have the best home and worst away record in the Premiership simultaneously?

When will the accutane finally do its work? Will I ever wake up and think 'well, you look ok this morning?' Why is six weeks not long enough?

Why do the boys in the house refuse to eat the ends of loaves of bread? Is there something wrong with them and I've never known?

Why do so many people want my money? Where does it all go? Is it in the small print of bank statements that I don't understand?

Why are the guys whom I like and those that like me never the same people? Is this some sort of life law? Why, on the rare occasions when they match, is there immediately a fucking huge ocean between us? (as with my ex)

When did the Independent abjure being a broadsheet? You expect it from the Mail (Iraq a 'lost cause') but has nobody at the Independent ('a wretched, futile war') noticed that 61% of Iraqis in September believed that ousting Saddam was worth it (and that 47% believed Iraq was moving in the right direction)? Bet you never noticed that in the media (and yes, I'm surprised the figures are that high, but there you go).

So many questions, so little time. Sigh.

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